Wise Ass Vodka 750mL

Wise Ass Vodka

Ultra-Premium American Vodka | USA | 80 Proof (40 % ABV)

Process & Profile

Wise Ass Vodka is an ultra-premium American vodka distilled for a smooth, crystal-clear taste. Featuring bold, irreverent branding with a cheeky donkey illustration and patriotic flair, it’s crafted for those who appreciate both quality and a sense of humor. Distilled to minimize burn and maximize smoothness, it maintains a clean, refined character ideal for sipping or mixing.

Tasting Notes

• Nose: Clean and crisp, with subtle grain and mineral undertones

• Palate: Exceptionally smooth and neutral, with a slightly creamy texture

• Finish: Soft, refreshing, and clean, with virtually no burn

What Makes It Special

• Bold, standout branding makes it as much a conversation piece as it is a spirit

• Crafted to deliver ultra-smoothness and clarity at an affordable price point

• Versatile—perfect for sipping neat, on the rocks, or in cocktails

• Positioned as both a premium take on vodka culture and an approachable, fun-loving spirit

How to Enjoy

Chill it thoroughly and serve neat, or use it as a foundation in classic vodka cocktails like Moscow Mules, Martinis, or Bloody Marys. Its smooth profile also makes it ideal for freezer sipping.

FAQ

1. Is Wise Ass Vodka made in the USA?
   Yes—Wise Ass Vodka is proudly produced and bottled in America as an ultra-premium vodka.

2. What is the ABV of Wise Ass Vodka?
   Wise Ass Vodka is bottled at 40% ABV (80 proof).

3. How does Wise Ass Vodka taste?
   It offers a clean, crisp aroma, a silky, slightly creamy palate, and a soft, burn-free finish.

4. What makes Wise Ass Vodka unique?
   Its combination of smooth quality, affordability, and humorous, eye-catching branding sets it apart in the category.

5. How should Wise Ass Vodka be served?
   Best when well chilled, served neat, or mixed in cocktails where its smoothness can shine.